<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10475120</id><updated>2011-04-21T18:37:35.965-05:00</updated><title type='text'>All That And A Bag Of Chips</title><subtitle type='html'>The Daily Story of MIKE!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mikeakadon.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10475120/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mikeakadon.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07559995203255736341</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.iceogen.com/images/funny/Mike.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10475120.post-110729727241545589</id><published>2005-02-01T17:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-02-01T17:41:11.160-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Proclaimation: I'm Black</title><content type='html'>My Quote Of The Day:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-Martin Luther King Jr&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Now I'm not one to complain about black people, but comon now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm chillin in the cafeteria this morning when this big ole' blacky walks in wearing a black as night shirt with the words "I'M BLACK" in large white colors on the fron of his shirt. I want to see Rosa Parks, Ms. "I Deserved That Bus Seat", wearing that shirt and then tell me that everyone wants to be equal. Wearing such an obvious proclamtion to your race and your race alone is just like saying "We suck and we know it."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wearing such a clear proclamation is just telling people to stay away from you.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.iceogen.com/images/funny/Sheep.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10475120-110729727241545589?l=mikeakadon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mikeakadon.blogspot.com/feeds/110729727241545589/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10475120&amp;postID=110729727241545589' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10475120/posts/default/110729727241545589'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10475120/posts/default/110729727241545589'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mikeakadon.blogspot.com/2005/02/proclaimation-im-black.html' title='Proclaimation: I&apos;m Black'/><author><name>Mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07559995203255736341</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.iceogen.com/images/funny/Mike.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10475120.post-110706541545426890</id><published>2005-01-30T01:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-01-30T01:15:13.196-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Chunky Chocolate Lovin'</title><content type='html'>My Quote Of The Day:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.&lt;br /&gt;-Confucius&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;Classical title if I do say so myself... Whats it all about? Slavery of course.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Slavery was a good thing until Lincoln went and messed it up, Thank You. Now I'm not predjudice towards one race, I hate everyone equally. If I had a slave it wouldn't nessicarily need to be an African, I'd be perfectly content with an American or a European. As long as I have someone to order around and whip I'm happy. I see no reason for the abolishment of slavery, it really stunned the economy back then. If the slaves were smart enough to overthrow thier master they shouldn't have been slaves in the first part, they deserved to be slaves if you ask me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After seeing so many races in a day it makes sense to hate everyone equally, I hate some whites as much as I hate some blacks... And I like some blacks as much as I like some whites. Makes sense right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm all for equallity... All my slaves should be treated equally. Thier all just as worthless as the one before them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.iceogen.com/images/funny/Emancipation.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;center&gt;THANKS A LOT!&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10475120-110706541545426890?l=mikeakadon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mikeakadon.blogspot.com/feeds/110706541545426890/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10475120&amp;postID=110706541545426890' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10475120/posts/default/110706541545426890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10475120/posts/default/110706541545426890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mikeakadon.blogspot.com/2005/01/chunky-chocolate-lovin.html' title='Chunky Chocolate Lovin&apos;'/><author><name>Mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07559995203255736341</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.iceogen.com/images/funny/Mike.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10475120.post-110703629804112752</id><published>2005-01-29T18:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-01-29T17:04:58.043-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New World Order</title><content type='html'>My Quote Of The Day:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.&lt;br /&gt;-Albert Einstein&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.iceogen.com/images/funny/Walmart.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;center&gt;/BEGIN RANT/&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;I'm gonna go out on a limb and say: Walmart's gonna take over the world. As long as Microsoft and Google stay out of thier way and none of the little Korean 12 year-olds sewing soccer balls togeter for $.50 a day decide to rebel, we're all doomed to Walmart. They're clearly dominating the import industry and seem to be spreading accross the US faster then HIV spreads in a gay-whore house. Walmart is the richest family in the world (Gates isn't even on thier radar). Sitting here looking around my room I can count at least 10 things from Walmart. Its re-frickin-diculous [© Bil Leon] how they're dominating the sale of... EVERYTHING. I dunno, they just really make me mad... Either Walmart, Google, or Microsoft is going to counqer the world. Guess we'll have to wait and see. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"&gt;/END RANT/&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10475120-110703629804112752?l=mikeakadon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mikeakadon.blogspot.com/feeds/110703629804112752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10475120&amp;postID=110703629804112752' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10475120/posts/default/110703629804112752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10475120/posts/default/110703629804112752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mikeakadon.blogspot.com/2005/01/new-world-order.html' title='New World Order'/><author><name>Mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07559995203255736341</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.iceogen.com/images/funny/Mike.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10475120.post-110697460040183872</id><published>2005-01-29T04:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2005-01-29T00:37:40.640-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sunshine, Lolipops and Daisies</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;!DNE ehT ...retaL litnU&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;.cisaB gnihctaw emoh tog I ecnis ereh gnittis neeb ev'I woN&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"&gt;.taerg tuB ...daS ...eivom taerG .baB ralloD noilliM was eW .seivom eht otog ot detnaw nayrB esuac pu em ekow dna dellac ybboB litnU .deb ot kcab tnew I nehT .keew a sruoh 03 fo muminim ruoh na 8$ .boj a tog I em llet ot pu em ekow mom ym litnu sruoh elpuoca rof deb ot tnew dna tol a etA .emoh emac I loohcs retfa oooooS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"&gt;.ssalc s'retxaB .srM ni stunuod toG .llihc syawla syadym fo tser eht dnA .HHHHHHHHHA MEHC .gnitseretni syawla s'llaH ydutS .hulB=hsilgnA .gninrom ym sekam syawla "gnaw ruoy tnaw I" gniyas yekruB nuf syawla s'yrotsiH .esruoc fo gnirob saw loohcS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"&gt;...si taht dooG&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.iceogen.com/images/funny/negroapproved.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"&gt;...saw yadot oS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"&gt;;) em evol yleurt uoy siht daer ot emit eht ekat uoyfi dnA !toidi na er'uoY ...tuo ti erugif t'nac uoy fi dnA !sdrawkcaB ...gnitseretni ti ekam d'I thguohT ...ereh ni nettirw ve'I emit tsrif ,os aeY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Quote of the Day:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature,&lt;br /&gt;compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.&lt;br /&gt;-Aristotle&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/10475120-110697460040183872?l=mikeakadon.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mikeakadon.blogspot.com/feeds/110697460040183872/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=10475120&amp;postID=110697460040183872' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10475120/posts/default/110697460040183872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/10475120/posts/default/110697460040183872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mikeakadon.blogspot.com/2005/01/sunshine-lolipops-and-daisies.html' title='Sunshine, Lolipops and Daisies'/><author><name>Mike</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07559995203255736341</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='30' src='http://www.iceogen.com/images/funny/Mike.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
